Jokes

A frog calls a psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

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Three baby cows and a momma cow

4 cows were standing in the field. One cow said to another, "Mama, how did I get my name?" The mama cow said, "well, when you were a little baby a daisy petal floated down and landed on your head and so we named you Daisy." One of the other cows said, "And Mama, how did I get my name?" The mama cow said, "when you were a baby a rose petal drifted through the air and landed on your head and so we named you Rose."
The 4th cow said "Mrawfma hroow daied I get moiy nraaaame?" The mama cow said, "stop mumbling Cinder Block, I can't understand what you're saying." (Contributed by Emma T.)

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What do you get when...

  • you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover? A rash of good luck!
  • an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
  • a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.

 

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Other jokes

  • What gets bigger the more you take away from it? A hole (Contributed by Carrie Lax)
  • What can you feel outside, hear inside, but only see if it's full of dust? The wind (Contributed by Carrie Lax)
  • What do you call two witches that live together? Broommates (Contributed by Carrie Lax)
  • Who's the best dancer at the monster party? The boogie-man (Contributed by Carrie Lax)

 

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