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• A frog calls a psychic
• What do you get when....

A frog calls a psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

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What do you get when...

• you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover? A rash of good luck!
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• a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.

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